Things Kids Say

I’ve been working with a group of middle schoolers; here are some of the things they say in class. Hope you enjoy it, as much as I did.

-          “I would choose the pregnant girl to help start over the world, cause it’s like a 2 for 1 special with her, since she’s already pregnant.”

-          “I would choose the pregnant girl to start over the world, because she’s young and can have babies like every 8 months for a long time.”

-          “Please excuse my smell in your class. I’m coming from soccer.”

-          “We need to take the nurse to take care of the baby. Who else is going to raise it, the Milky Way?”

-          “I would take the minister for religion and prayer and stuff.”

“We don’t need a minister for religion. We can do that ourselves.”

*Special anniversary shout out to my cousin Owen and his wife, Michelle.

Happy Birthday, shout out my friend Julia.